It's less than two weeks until Christmas, Reader Friends! Have you done all of your shopping? Are you not sure what to buy people? Well, I'm here to help with my handy, dandy holiday gift guide for those hard-to-please people in your life.
1. The Cat Lover
Do you have a friend who has a cat? Does that cat paint? Don't you think that friend would like to know why that cat paints what it paints? Then buy them this:
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| Image via Amazon - available here |
Personally, if I had a painting cat, I'd LOVE to receive this book.
2. The Dog Lover
Do have a friend who has a dog? Do they think it's little puddum-wuddem face is just the cutest ever? Then they'll love this:
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| Image via amazon - available here |
No, really, this is a great book. These dogs are adorable and hilarious.
3. The Misanthropist
Do you have a friend who hates people? Do they always complain about how so-and-so is dumber than a box of dummies? Are they harshing your buzz with that talk? Then try this:
It's a journal where your dear, misanthropic friend can rail against all the idiots of the world without bringing you down.
4. The Tree Hugger
Do you have a granola-eating, chicken-raising, Birkenstock-wearing tree hugger of a friend? Do they sometimes get poked in the eye by branches on the trees they're assaulting hugging? Then this is perfect:
It's a soft, cuddly, truly huggable tree, made from an upcycled sweater, complete with friendly little mushrooms. And it's frickin' adorable.
5. The Best Friend
Do you have a best friend? Did you two have those best friend necklaces in the 90s? Do you lament it's loss on a daily basis? Well, here's a replacement necklace with a literary bent:
It's inspired by The Great Gatsby and is perfect for the best friend who now lives on the other side of the country. Or just across town.
6. The Wine Enthusiast
Do you have a friend whom you adore but can't trust with a glass of red because she's ruined two tablecloths, a rug and three of your shirts? I think you and that friend would both benefit from these:
That's right, it's a wine sippy cup. So feel free to buy a white tablecloth again.
7. The Stock Broker
Do you have a guy friend who thinks that storm troopers are actually pretty cool? Is he a stock broker? Yeah, I figured as much. Anyway, I bet he'd love this:
It's like a stock broker-trooper! Your friend would totally hang this in his bachelor pad. Trust.
8. The Exercise Fanatic
Do you have a friend who is always working out? Is she always looking for new work outs to try? Then I'd like to suggest this work out:
Don't worry that your friend may not have bike shorts and a mullet. All she really needs is a large and presumably very, very patient cat. And, as an added bonus, Catflexing also works as a gift for cat lovers!
If you still have shopping to do, hopefully this list will help you get through the rest. And if you're already done, these items make great Birthday, Hey, It's Tuesday, and Easter gifts as well.
Happy Thursday, All!
Gracey
Labels: Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Shopping
